Bing McGhandi over at Happy Jihad's House of Pancakes* coined the following in his post of yesterday:
"Ron Carlson is to evolution what Paris Hilton is to circumspect modesty; they know nothing of one another."
This inspired me to come up with similar formulations:
"Vera is to science what aphasia is to speech: The greater the effort, the more complete the garblage."**
"Sye's logic is like a cow shitting in a hurricane: Produces something potentially useful while simultaneously wasting it."
Hmm. Okay, that second one is lame. But the first ain't bad.
Anybody else wanna play?
(*if you haven't read it yet, what are you waiting for? It's here.)
(**nope, not a typo, I'm a poet, I live to create neologisms and comma splices, so sue me)